Dibs: The party’s over

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Or at least it should be. The snow has now turned to slush, and soon it will be no more. So why does this continue to happen on Chicago’s streets? I have a theory, in haiku form:

The snow has melted
Doing this to save your spot
Makes you an a*hole

So there you have it! If you’re still saving a spot for yourself on Chicago’s streets, there is no reason. Not anymore. So stop it already.

Thanks for reading!

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