Failure Limerick, Part I

SchlitterThere was a Cubs pitcher named Schlitter
Who couldn’t retire Pirate hitters
He yielded to James Russell
Who yielded to Alvarez’ muscle
And the game disappeared down the sh!tter

Let’s hope that’s the only one I’ll write this season.

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