There was a Cubs pitcher named Schlitter Paid to retire big league hitters But he failed at this task At Triple-A he did bask So the Cubs sent him off to the Sh!tter I wrote a number of failure limericks about Brian Schlitter during the 2014 Cubs season, which I hope will go down as theContinue reading “Failure Limerick, Part the Last”
There once was a pitcher named Schlitter Brought in to face Marlins hitters After a bunt and a walk Garret Jones made a big squawk Another game lost down the sh!tter
There once was a pitcher named Schlitter Who faced only five Braves hitters But that led to two runs There were no other ones And another game lost down the sh!tter And Jeff Samardzija still remains winless. Amazing.
There was a Cubs pitcher named Schlitter Who couldn’t retire Pirate hitters He yielded to James Russell Who yielded to Alvarez’ muscle And the game disappeared down the sh!tter Let’s hope that’s the only one I’ll write this season.