Failure Limerick, Part the Last

There was a Cubs pitcher named Schlitter Paid to retire big league hitters  But he failed at this task At Triple-A he did bask So the Cubs sent him off to the Sh!tter I wrote a number of failure limericks about Brian Schlitter during the 2014 Cubs season, which I hope will go down as the

Failure Limerick, Part I

There was a Cubs pitcher named Schlitter Who couldn’t retire Pirate hitters He yielded to James Russell Who yielded to Alvarez’ muscle And the game disappeared down the sh!tter Let’s hope that’s the only one I’ll write this season.